EAT THE WORLD TREE

 

AUTHOR: 야명 / Ya Myung.

 

TL: FatSpazz

 

EDITOR: IllMinion 

 

<Chapter 0> Prologue

 

 

  It was early dawn and the cold winter air stung my lungs.

 

-Gasp, gasp, gasp, gasp 

 

  I struggled to breathe.

 

  It was 4 am, and I was on a mountainside, with no one anywhere in sight.

 

  Even though it was early in the morning, I continued to climb the mountain and took a deep breath.

 

  "I'm doing this because I want to, but is it really worth all this effort?"

 

-Rustle! 

 

  I took a large white clump out of a plastic bag I had been carrying and held it up to my phone light.

 

  It was a single clump of tofu, which was frequently priced above 5000 won. 

 

  I stood still for a while and admired the tofu I had spent so much on.

 

  "Haa..."

 

  As I thought about what I was about to do, I felt a deep sense of shame. 

 

  I closed my eyes and thought about why I was here.

 

  This was weirder than I could have ever imagined, standing here on a decrepit mountainside, with tofu in one hand.

 

  "Hahaha."

 

  As I remembered the picture I had found on the internet, I couldn't help but let out a laugh.

 

  I slowly stroked the knot of the tree that I had been studying for ages.

 

  'Adequate height, depth, and length, and this appearance. This tree is most definitely erotic' 

 

  If you looked closely, it strickingly resembled a female's lower half.

 

  Do I really want to stick it in here?

 

  To be honest, I had no intention of doing this at first, but I had always been curious even when I was a child.

 

  I thought about the time when I was in kindergarten, when someone told me that girls didn't have penises, I immediately pulled down the pants of the girl next to me to check.

 

  I was only doing this to satisfy my curiosity.

 

  It wasn't lust or sexual desire, it was simply curiosity.

 

  Satisfying my curiosity had always been my whole life’s purpose, and following my desires was my source of amusement. 

  I stared at the tofu in my hand.

 

  The tofu was still hot, despite the fact I had bought it awhile ago.

 

  The tofu was soft and tender to the touch and it spread between my fingers. 

  "Haaahh..."

 

  I sighed and pushed the tofu into the knot of the tree.

 

  The hot liquid from the tofu slowly leaked out of the knot, 

Maybe because it was cold, steam fiercely leaked into the air.

 

  With this, the preparation for masturbation was complete. 

 

-Zip! 

 

  I unzipped my pants and pulled out my penis.

 

  I took out my phone and played some porn in order for my penis to become erect. . 

 

-Huuuk! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! 

  As I heard the loud moaning of a woman through my earphones, blood rushed into my lower body, which caused my penis to expand in size. Once my penis was erect, I stabbed it into the tree without hesitation. 

 

-Goddamn

 

  I quickly shot out my sperm. Was this a premature ejaculation?

 

-Slap! Slap! Slap! 

 

  The inside of the tree's knot was warm and slippery.

 

  I repeatedly thrust into the tree, but it didn't feel good enough to make me ejaculate.

 

-Slap! Slap! Slap! Slap! 

 

  There was no pleasure even when I increased the speed of my trust. 

 

  My curiosity had already subsided.

 

  "Well, that's it."

 

  The only reason I went so far was to satisfy my curiosity, not my libido. 

  I was in a bad mood, so I decided to stop.

 

  It was indisputably crazy, but I had already done the indecent act, so what the heck?

 

 

 

  I tucked my now limp penis back into my pants, and pulled my zipper up.

 

  Then I reached into the tree and scooped the tofu out.

 

-Tch!

 

  "Oh?"

 

  As I put my hand in there, I felt something warm on my fingers. 

 

  Startled, I pulled my hand out and looked at my fingers.

  

  There was a thread-like substance dangling off my fingers. 

 

  "What's this? Was there a spiderweb inside?"

 

  When I inspected it further, I noticed it wasn’t a spider’s web, but a sticky liquid. 

 

  Was it in the tree since the beginning?

 

  It was too sticky to be the liquid from the tofu I put in the tree.

 

  A strange sense of incongruity swept over me as I scooped out the tofu. 

 

  "Was the tree always this red?"

 

  I had some doubts, but I figured it was the light playing a trick on me. There was no real reason to think about the color of the tree so I turned around and started to rush down the mountain. 

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  The next morning:

 

  I woke up and blankly looked around my room.

 

  "...Take responsibility"

 

  Next to me was a girl, with strangely bright lime green hair, pointing at me.

 

  "Take care of my mom!!"

 

 

TL Note:

 

This was difficult, used a lot of dictionary and grammar help, and looked at an MTĹ to get a better idea.